Lucy: Scarlet Johannson needs conditioner.


I know the man can act. If you ever noticed his performances in Unforgiven or Seven, Morgan Freeman can showcase serious talent on the screen. Over time, and probably due to his old age, he has slowly become the wise old man that everyone secretly wants for a grandfather. He even got everyone to give a shit about penguins for a hour and a half and got away playing God who spent his time mopping floors rather than fix things on Earth. Now we have him playing a scientist (his second this year) setting the stage for using the bullshit “100% of the brain”. His silky smooth voice assuring you that once we unlock the full potential of your brain, we can fly, do some super math, or in the case of Lucy, turn into a fucking space USB. But really, this shouldn't be about the effectiveness of Freeman's voice shutting your brain down when the science comes in. This is about the super sexy Scarlet Johansson fucking everything up with damaged hair.

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The Raid 2

The Raid 2: Fucking People up at 500mph


I will start this off by telling you to go RIGHT FUCKING NOW and see The Raid: Redemption if you haven't done so already.  GO!

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The Purge: Anarchy Review

The Purge: Anarchy: Oh shit, it's Frank Grillo!

 Holy shit Frank, it's been a long time! You were that dude from End of Watch and the cool trainer from Warrior. That was you too wasn't it in Captain America? Oh shit! You're going to be Crossbones. Motherfucking, Crossbones! That's cool, man! Dude. I think you have what it takes to be the next Punisher. What?! You're going to play a Punisher-like character? BAD-ASS! Which movie? The Purge? Anarchy? Oh.... that's cool. Well. The Purge, huh? Uh. Cool. Alright, man. What? No no no. It's nothing, man. It's a cool idea, sure. Sure. Well...I'll catch you later.

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