John Wick Chapter 2

John Wick Chapter 2:  Kinda like wanting 5 Guys but getting Carl’s Jr. instead.

Now just fucking hold on for a second. They didn’t forget your fries, you got your straws, and there’s plenty of napkins. Your order came out right and there’s half a fist of ketchup packets next to your grease potatoes. Everything is fine. Carl’s Jr. is fine. You are going to have a good meal. It’s easy to sulk that YOUR WIFE COULDN’T DRIVE 10 MORE FUCKING MINUTES FOR A CAJUN STYLE FRY HOLOCAUST IN YOUR BAG BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED, but hey, you are still coming out of this a winner.

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Batman v Superman

Falling Down:  If you don’t give a shit about superheroes….it’s great!

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10 Cloverfield Lane

10 Cloverfield Lane:  John Goodman can make a movie about cooking ramen deep and interesting.

There’s going to be a big disclaimer before you go into this movie. Take all the hype, the viral marketing, the J.J. Abrams name, and the Cloverfield bullshit and toss it in the fucking trash. The advertising is trying to sell this as something it’s not. Here’s what it is. It’s a tense thriller with some sci-fi elements. But, don’t walk away from this from because the marketing lied to you. Great performances and a really heavy atmosphere make this a surprisingly good film without any shaky cam bullshit.

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