War Room

War Room:  The award for "Most Full of Shit Title" goes to...

I impulsively watched this shit under the impression that this movie was going to be some sort of military thriller where angry men would yell at each other while planning life-saving operations. Well, fuck you Cody. This shit is going to be about prayer and fixing marriages. Fuck that noise. Instead of fixing the title, we are going to fix this motherfucker by completely overhauling the plot.

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Fantastic Four vs. Dragonball Z: R

Fantastic Four vs. Dragonball Z:R Put in a deep pit and forced to fight their way out, who comes out on top?

This week, we are taking two sets of heroes and pushing them head to head. In one corner, we have the second reboot of the Fantastic Four, a family that inherited superpowers from a cosmic accident that works together to save the world. Reed Richards big brain is complimented by his hot wife, the Human Torch, and the Thing who punches things a lot. Fighting in the other corner is Dragonball Z, which has an insane history coupled with an equally insane amount of VHS tapes. Goku and friends work to train hard and fight threats to Earth by punching people through rock and shooting energy blasts that could power a major city for years. Let’s break it down and see who comes out on top.

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Ant-Man

Ant-Man:  How Marvel replaced the wife-beating and neurosis with a likeable lead and a good movie.

Henry Pym, the original Ant-Man, has one of the most complicated histories in the Marvel Universe. He's stepped into the roles of Ant-Man, Giant-Man, and Yellowjacket. He was prone to fits of depression and even hit his wife when she tried to convince him that creating an Avengers beating robot that only he could put down was fucking dumb. He's been suicidal, fooled around with a robot, created Ultron, has been kicked off the Avengers multiple times, and was told by a cosmic deity that he is “Scientist Supreme”. So instead of creating a film that explains the turbulent and complicated history of one of the most controversial Avengers, they chose to forget all that stupid shit and create a good movie instead.

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