The Purge: Anarchy Review

The Purge: Anarchy: Oh shit, it's Frank Grillo!

 Holy shit Frank, it's been a long time! You were that dude from End of Watch and the cool trainer from Warrior. That was you too wasn't it in Captain America? Oh shit! You're going to be Crossbones. Motherfucking, Crossbones! That's cool, man! Dude. I think you have what it takes to be the next Punisher. What?! You're going to play a Punisher-like character? BAD-ASS! Which movie? The Purge? Anarchy? Oh.... that's cool. Well. The Purge, huh? Uh. Cool. Alright, man. What? No no no. It's nothing, man. It's a cool idea, sure. Sure. Well...I'll catch you later.

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Iron Fist

Iron Fist:  The Steven Seagal of Marvel’s TV series

 

You probably have seen the reviews rolling in and Iron Fist is getting slapped around pretty hard. They aren’t necessarily wrong. Iron Fist is easily the weakest of Marvel’s Netflix offerings. It’s not complete dogshit, but bad enough to wonder what the fuck producers were thinking. Enter Danny Rand. Plane crash survivor. Child abuse victim. Mental patient. Master of mediocre martial arts. The Fifth Defender. The Iron Fist.

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The Expanse

The Expanse:  Fedoras in space.

If you take off the classics from the table, the extremely small genre of science fiction television sucks a big floppy one. For every Next Generation, you have Seaquest and Earth: The Final Conflict. For every X-Files, you have Cleopatra 2525 and Space: Above and Beyond. The Syfy channel (the name never stops being stupid) has been trying to hit those sweet TV bucks by pumping out their own shows. They have been more or less shitty. The Expanse is their latest gamble and it’s safe to say that it’s not bad at all.

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