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  • John Goodman in the Gambler

    Probably that only worthwhile part in that piece of shit.

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  • Saga

    Saga:  A crazy space opera with talking cats, magic, mutilated ghost babysitters, and breastfeeding.

    What do you call a comic when you toss in space opera, family, open sexuality, PTSD-ridden robot things, bounty hunters, crazy ex-girlfriends, gay fish reporters, and an ongoing galactic war? Beats the fuck outta me, but you would get something resembling Saga. With Brian K. Vaughan writing the story and the very beautiful artwork that seemingly came outta left field from Fiona Staples, Saga is the one series that is worth jumping into.

  • Dem Sweet Koolaid Lips

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  • Between Two Ferns: Brad Pitt

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  • The Raid: Redemption Kill Count

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  • When you gotta go....

    Even the aliens thought Colonial Marines was shit...

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  • Walter White Pharmacist

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  • 3000 Miles Away

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  • Actraiser

    Actraiser:  Why would a god need a hi-score?

    For its time, Actraiser was an awesomely weird title for the SNES putting you in the shoes of a god protecting a people who may be dumber than the scientists in Prometheus. In what could've have been just a mediocre action title killing tree people, evil baboons, and armored centaurs, the designers put a strange management game where you help expand your people's cities. Don't get me wrong. I loved bashing the shit outta centaurs with a sword about as big as the character but this weird city management thing made this game unique and pretty fun.

  • Fucking with Hockey Players

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  • Andre the Giant: Life and Legend

    Andre the Giant: Life and Legend:The man with the biggest body, heart, and bartab has a book that does him justice.

    France gets a lot of shit for a country that produced Laeticia Casta, french fries, Jean Reno, and the foundations of American government. Its a safe bet then to say they contributed to the world in an admirable way. However, their greatest contribution came in the form of a seven foot four beast of a man that gave young wrestler Hulk Hogan a run for his money. That's right, people. I am talking about the one and only Andre the Giant. He is probably the greatest drunk to have ever lived; a reputation marred only by his wrestling celebrity. In an attempt to showcase his history and humanity, Box Brown managed to capture it in a minimalistic style in graphic novel format. Piecing together a cohesive narrative from a collection of sources and interviews, Andre the Giant Life and Legend is an awesome look at the legendary man and makes for one of the best comics to come out this year.

  • Where the Jackass Crew is Now

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  • Curb Your Miss Universe

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  • Knock Knock

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  • Sparkling Wine

    It's people like him that will bravely enhance our drunken way of life.

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  • Mac and Me Ant-Man

    Marvel told Rudd to knock it off in case he did it again.

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  • Pretty Cool Kid's Alien Movie

    Not bad kid.

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  • D&D Cartoon Session

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  • United States of Murder Inc.

    United States of Murder Inc:  If the mob takes over America, I hope they don't turn the country into a Jersey suburb.

    That's the scenario that United States of Murder Inc. sets out to explore. The mob has taken over a good portion of the country and is on uneasy terms with the federal government. Valentine Gallo is sent to deliver a message to senator on his first job as a made man. Things go south after the meeting when the senator get killed in an explosion and threatens the uneasy truce that has been the status quo. Everyone from the mob families to the FBI want answers leaving Valentine stuck and his contract killer partner Jagger Rose in a hard place trying to get them. Brian Michael Bendis and Michael Avon Oeming team up again to deliver an interesting take on an America that replaces patriotism and apple pie, with made men, criminal maneuvering, and codes of silence.

  • The Best Fans In the World

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