The Archive

  • Chik-Fil-A


  • Ghetto D&D


  • Classic Bernie Mac

    Backstory: At Def Comedy Jam, the crown destroyed the previous comic. Bernie wasn't having it.


  • Coffee Jerks

    The guy just wants a decent cup of coffee.


  • Saving the planet, bitches.


  • Conga Capping

    Team Fortress 2 has finally gone to the deep end.


  • Creepy Moment in DayZ


  • Shitty Robot Fights


  • Bad Motherfucker

    Yeah.  He's a bad motherfucker.


  • Andy Griffith vs The Patriot Act


  • OMG

    You're going to have to trust me when I say wait for it.


  • Please Let Me Get What I Want

    There's got to be a better way.


  • Diesel Time


  • Articles Coming Soon

    Articles coming soon.

  • Hasselhoff is a True Survivor


  • Drinking a Whole Bottle of Vodka

    The very spirit of Don't Try This At Home


  • Is your roommate gay?


  • Kung Fury

    It's 30 minutes long and free on youtube. You have no fucking excuses. Watch it here.


  • Rick and Morty Simpsons Gag


  • The Pledge

    What we are not or possess-


    -The End All to review sites

    It's not fun, it's too exhausting, and there's too many of those everywhere.



    See #1


    -Politically correct

    No funnies



    Booze has probably already spilled into the CSS



    Shoot us in the dick if we start any of that shit. We just want to give you an off the cuff assessment of the things we think you might like (or not) and do it in the most entertaining way possible.


    We also pledge to actually finish any movie, game, or comic before we tell you if it sucks donkey dick. Any tech article will have the proper research before we start spouting off about it, unless its funnier to tell you that we are stupid and don't know what the fuck we're doing. I hope that doesn't happen. I hope that doesn't happen a lot. Shit.




    Don't take shit too serious and hope you enjoy the site.






    "God damn it. Madeline.  It's not fucking cute.  It's not fucking funny.  You ever talk shit about Jackie Chan again, I'll fucking kill you."