The Archive

  • Gay Thug on COD

    I just wanted to shoot people.


  • Why New Country Sucks


  • 10 Hours of Princess Leia in NYC


  • Working with Bruce WIllis


  • GTA V First Person


  • Doctor Who on Tesla Coils


  • Actraiser

    Actraiser:  Why would a god need a hi-score?

    For its time, Actraiser was an awesomely weird title for the SNES putting you in the shoes of a god protecting a people who may be dumber than the scientists in Prometheus. In what could've have been just a mediocre action title killing tree people, evil baboons, and armored centaurs, the designers put a strange management game where you help expand your people's cities. Don't get me wrong. I loved bashing the shit outta centaurs with a sword about as big as the character but this weird city management thing made this game unique and pretty fun.

  • Star Wars VII Trailer

    I shed a single tear of joy.


  • EIT Women Are Stupid

    Calm down ladies. It's just a classic from


  • Girls and Dungeons & Dragons


  • Why you talk shit AFTER the match.


  • 160 Arnold Quotes


  • I can't breafff


  • Dem Sweet Koolaid Lips


  • Walter White Pharmacist


  • Old Man Boxing


  • Squatter gets kicked out


  • 100 Greatest Movie Insults

    You son of a motherless goat.


  • Get Troll


  • Grand Theft Auto: China

    That's two stars easy.