The Archive

  • The Afghan Interpreters


  • Actraiser

    Actraiser:  Why would a god need a hi-score?

    For its time, Actraiser was an awesomely weird title for the SNES putting you in the shoes of a god protecting a people who may be dumber than the scientists in Prometheus. In what could've have been just a mediocre action title killing tree people, evil baboons, and armored centaurs, the designers put a strange management game where you help expand your people's cities. Don't get me wrong. I loved bashing the shit outta centaurs with a sword about as big as the character but this weird city management thing made this game unique and pretty fun.

  • 100 Greatest Movie Insults

    You son of a motherless goat.


  • Why New Country Sucks


  • Walter White Pharmacist


  • Old Man Boxing


  • The Raid: Redemption Kill Count


  • White Shoes


  • EIT Women Are Stupid

    Calm down ladies. It's just a classic from


  • 10 Hours of Princess Leia in NYC


  • When you gotta go....

    Even the aliens thought Colonial Marines was shit...


  • Knock Knock


  • When will the bass drop?

    SNL Short


  • Girls and Dungeons & Dragons


  • Between Two Ferns: Brad Pitt


  • Sparkling Wine

    It's people like him that will bravely enhance our drunken way of life.


  • Grand Theft Auto: China

    That's two stars easy.


  • Get Troll


  • Where the Jackass Crew is Now


  • Conan the Musical