The Archive

  • When you gotta go....

    Even the aliens thought Colonial Marines was shit...


  • Why New Country Sucks


  • White Shoes


  • Cheeseburger - Coming Home


  • Filmage: The Story Of Descendents/All - Official Trailer


  • The Raid: Redemption Kill Count


  • Knock Knock


  • Walter White Pharmacist


  • Old Man Boxing


  • Actraiser

    Actraiser:  Why would a god need a hi-score?

    For its time, Actraiser was an awesomely weird title for the SNES putting you in the shoes of a god protecting a people who may be dumber than the scientists in Prometheus. In what could've have been just a mediocre action title killing tree people, evil baboons, and armored centaurs, the designers put a strange management game where you help expand your people's cities. Don't get me wrong. I loved bashing the shit outta centaurs with a sword about as big as the character but this weird city management thing made this game unique and pretty fun.

  • EIT Women Are Stupid

    Calm down ladies. It's just a classic from


  • United States of Murder Inc.

    United States of Murder Inc:  If the mob takes over America, I hope they don't turn the country into a Jersey suburb.

    That's the scenario that United States of Murder Inc. sets out to explore. The mob has taken over a good portion of the country and is on uneasy terms with the federal government. Valentine Gallo is sent to deliver a message to senator on his first job as a made man. Things go south after the meeting when the senator get killed in an explosion and threatens the uneasy truce that has been the status quo. Everyone from the mob families to the FBI want answers leaving Valentine stuck and his contract killer partner Jagger Rose in a hard place trying to get them. Brian Michael Bendis and Michael Avon Oeming team up again to deliver an interesting take on an America that replaces patriotism and apple pie, with made men, criminal maneuvering, and codes of silence.

  • Girls and Dungeons & Dragons


  • 10 Hours of Princess Leia in NYC


  • Where the Jackass Crew is Now


  • Between Two Ferns: Brad Pitt


  • When will the bass drop?

    SNL Short


  • wo News Anchors Hate Each Other


  • Sparkling Wine

    It's people like him that will bravely enhance our drunken way of life.


  • John Goodman in the Gambler

    Probably that only worthwhile part in that piece of shit.