Newcastle Mini Keg


Twenty bucks for 5 liters of beer is nice from the get go and being able to pour as much as you want is fucking nice for your novelty stein you never had a use of before. The draught system is mostly great as the first one I poured had a perfect head on my mug and was probably the best beer I ever had at home. It's not perfect though as some of the kegs I've been through have been almost too foamy. The mini plastic tap that it comes with isn't perfect either as it tends to drip like syphilis. This is kind of a pain in the ass without some sort of cap. Considering how much I like this keg, I think that the possibility of beer drenched vegetables is worth the risk.

Unfortunately, while Newcastle is a great beer for this (and actually better for it), the only other beer with the same packaging is Heineken. Yes, that Heineken; the beer that tastes like making out with an ashtray that has halitosis from sucking bum's assholes. I hope that other beers make the same push, but in the meantime, we have Newcastle. From all the kegs I've gone through, that is nowhere near a bad thing.